Kiwi biltong

No, seriously. NO, SERIOUSLY!!!!

Now, where I come from (South Africa, for anyone confused about that), when you call it beef biltong, it comes from a cow, and when you call it ostrich biltong - you have a fit and possibly demented butcher. (Ostriches can run 62 mph and disembowel humans with their claws; this may be one of the reasons ostrich biltong is so highly prized).
So I have to say the product pictured above seems illegal, immoral or just plain unfair, given the kiwi is a small, flightless, protected bird.
Also, they are going to run out of supplies fast.

Sir! Drop the offensive weapons and put your hands on your head NOW!